Over the past few weeks we have had lots of friends visiting. This is usually a good thing for a number of reasons. Firstly, visitors sometimes bring presents (Uncle Peter being a notable exception), secondly, all Ian’s friends like pubs – so we go to the pub a lot (chews, biscuits and strokes) and thirdly we go on long walks. Recently we have had two Chris’s visiting (I’m not sure there should be a possessive apostrophe there – I don’t even know wot a possessive apostrophe is!) – Chris H and Chris C.
Chris H is a lawyer. He is very clever and writes words about things that happen in courts. Chris H wears sensible jumpers and can be taken to pubs without warning the landlord first.
Chris C wears a yellow cagool. See Chris C in his yellow cagool. Chris C looks blurred in the picture – this is not the camera, Chris C looks like this normally. Chris C cannot be taken to pubs without warning the landlord first. Chris C sometimes brings his own landlord with him – he did this this time, Chris C’s landlord is called Steve. Steve was also blurred. Chris C is not very photogenic – see Chris C not being very photogenic.
Luckily, Ian and Lynne do not have any other friends called Chris.