I wake up, stretch – where am I? The room is clinical; I notice my collar on a chair in the corner, and that smell – yes, I’m in a vets, but where?
A nurse comes in saying something I don’t understand. In fact most of what humans say I don’t understand, but this is different, she’s speaking a funny language. What is it – I know it’s Italian. What a surprise – me, the world famous symbologist and I’m in Italy yet again.
This time I’m trying to stop the spread of a deadly virus and I’ve got to run all around Florence with people wot are trying to catch me. And guess wot – I’ve got to solve loads of puzzles along the way from Dante’s Inferno. Now don’t get me wrong, I quite like running and I’m good at puzzles, but didn’t I do all of this in my first book – Da Itchy Collar, where I woz chased all over Paris by a mad monk wot woz trying to kill me and then there woz Alsatians and Dalmatians where I woz chased all over Venice by the Illuminati wot were trying to kill me, not forgetting The Lost Saluki where I am chased all over Washington DC solving codes along the way with Freemasons trying to kill me
Wotever, enjoy the new book and if you’re looking for a few quiet and relaxing days away to read the new Dan Brown, Inferno, book – come and stay with me at The Old Cider House, Dog Friendly B and B, Nether Stowey, Quantocks, Quantock Hills, Somerset